Wow, bow Wow, It was such a lazy winter-spring day. I struggled to keep my eyes open while myhuman set up my laptop so I could surf some mindless pages. I had trouble lifting my paw to the pad to move the cursor. But I know what you're thinking => that I should get a "dog life". Well, how much money did you make online today?
I made enough to keep me in fat-city puppy-chow for nearly a year.
So you still want to know... how... I... having trouble staying awake... there was this funny smell fuming around the house in the middle of the night yesterday and I HAD to sniff it out. I think it was just the cat letting farts. Of course, myhumans blamed it on to me.
So... how am I making extra money online?
The first step is the easy step => get a gmail email address. Go get one. No, don't tell me you already have one. Get one that is to be used for online business only.
Hey, I got one. So can you => sure as digging for delicious dog bones deep in dark daer backyard.
Yawn, catch ya later, after you're on the other side of completing Step 1.
My Name's WeeJock. I earn fast easy money online. Yep, that's me ==> ==> Hey, I make a Profit on the Internet, like today from this tough spot on the bed. Every day I earn some pretty big dollars online. Yep, most days I do it while lounging on the sofa. I tell myhuman what I want done and he snaps to it for me. Kinda smart, huh?
It's a long story how I got started making so much money on the Internet. What's that? You want to hear how I do it? Well, I dunno... you know how it goes... I think I feel a nap coming on...
But hey, I can't tell it all in one sitting or lying back and getting my tummy scratched anyway, even if it's while myhuman points and clicks the mouse just like I tell him to. I've been thinking of making a video.
Before I go, if you're not making money online, and doing it fast and easy like I am on the Internet, then you should not be laughing, or think lightly of me.
Hey, I think I definitely need my nap. I'll be back soon and maybe tell you the first steps you'll need to take if you'd like to make money on the Internet too.
You could always send me an email. But don't expect an answer any time soon. Though I like people so much and want to be friends with you that I'll probably respond in 168 (that's 24 hours in doggy time).
